I guess they didn't like it.

Guardian Unlimited | World Latest | Nude Sunbather Dies in Calif. Bar Fight

The CCTV does not explain how she ended up lying in the road - she may have staggered into the frame."

Mystery of woman left in busy road

Your house a splode

Yahoo! News - World Photos - Reuters

Dr. Ruth hates you.

Quebec man killed in crash while having sex at the wheel | CP

Keep the crazy German guy from falling off the tightrope

German game

In related news, an image of the Virgin Mary was seen in a puddle of blood

local6.com - News - 7-Foot Crucifix Falls, Kills Woman

For the love of Pete... strangled by his own barbell.

wnbc.com - News - Chappaqua Man Dies In Weightlifting Accident

Ping, right in the face!

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Not one, but TWO grain bins!

Man injured in grain bin fall

Click to watch Frank Francisco's famous chair toss!

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Now here's a corny story

The Advocate - Woman trips on vegetables, files lawsuit

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!

local6.com - Problem Solvers - Protester Dressed As Batman Scales Buckingham Palace

...and apparently bounced unharmed

Mother says she was on meth when baby fell from window

Guy jumps off 40 foot tower, lands on feet.

Jesus...

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"The officers will have to go through annual training with the Tasers but are required to get shot with it only once."

Lowcountry NOW: Local News - Cops stunned by their new guns 09/10/04

Your bridge a splode.

Watch the third implosion of the Cape Girardeau bridge.

Wheelie lesson #1 for passengers: Don't let go.

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"Parking Express chiefs also waived the £129 car park bill."

Blue ice: It's real, people.

ic SurreyOnline - Ice which fell from plane smashed car windscreen

Emphasis on SMELLY

Shoplifter flees but ends up in trash bin

The virtues of going out for cigarettes... when you come back you can catch your falling wife

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Wife caught after five-floor fall

Just because you're an amputee doesn't mean you can't be a burglar!

Telegraph | News | 'Burglar' grounded as his false leg falls off

Skydiver lands in basketball hoop, sans parachute

Skydiver killed in plunge

Ikea equals death.

BBC NEWS | Middle East | Three die in Saudi shop stampede

South African fall down go boom!

Actress Theron hurt on Germany film set

QUOTE OF THE DAY! Shall we shoot him for a laugh?

MAN SHOT IN HEAD 'FOR A LAUGH'

Mostly I appreciate the use of "shall" instead of "should" -- those wacky Cattedownians!