Now that's what I call GOOD AIM

Ouch!

(borderline NSFW)

See, you should have listened...

icWales - RAF officer fell 300ft to her death

I feel bad because his name was "Asif" -- as if, get it?

Scotsman.com News - Latest News - 'Dog Scared Teenager Who Fell to his Death'

Some blame gravity, some blame Darwin

SJ-R.COM - Family suffers 2nd loss to skydiving accident

I'm still trying to work out how the vodka "saved his life"

Vodka saves man's life as he falls out of a window

We just WISH he would fall over

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Thanks, BoingBoing!

Bingo!

News & Star - Woman Fell After Night Out at Bingo

The noises afterward are priceless

Base Jump Goes Wrong

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reminds me of the Grape Lady...

Your car asplode!

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Automobiles (Seat Belts)

Link courtesy Keith Baker.

All together now

Film captures suicides on Golden Gate Bridge / Angry officials say moviemaker misled them

I'd hire him.

Yahoo! News - Man with Nail in Skull Has $100,000 Headache

"wedged between a train and a railway platform"

Baby who fell from train in satisfactory condition - National - www.smh.com.au

Missed it by that much!

Boston.com / News / Local / Mass. / Light fixture falls from House ceiling, nearly hitting lawmaker

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!

Yahoo! News - Man Catches Pooch That Fell From Balcony

Now that's a big rock!

Yahoo! News - Top Stories Photos - AP

I read this: "As late as 1981, new elevators in Canada were still deathtraps"

Macleans.ca | Top Stories | Politics | Fatality inquiry opens into why Edmonton teen fell down court elevator shaft

Go Hud!

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Film | Actor Newman escapes racing fire

No pudding for you!

iafrica.com | news | world news Queen tumbles at Christmas feast

At least he went down "partying"

Newsday.com - New York City News - Partying man falls to death

"The sleds struck rocks, a light pole and each other"

Boston.com / News / Nation / 36 children injured in N.D. sled accident