Falling, jumping, whatever.

Phoenix official dead after falling out of moon roof

What does SHTOP mean?

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper

Next time, try the wrists method...

Those who can, kill themselves
Those who can't, take the neighborhood with them

Suicide attempt goes awry, levels house - chillicothegazette.com

Freaky head injury makes you go insane

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How's that happen?

Tyler Morning Telegraph - GIRL WHO FELL OFF CHRISTMAS FLOAT MAY HAVE KIDNEY INJURIES

Do you, Victoria, take Scott... outside to beat him down!?

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper - Marriage lasts 90 mins

That's the way the ball bounces.

Left on stove in his TRAILER HOME, that is...

Yahoo! News - Lava Lamp Left on Stove Explodes, Kills Man

"He was trying to shove a big pile of leaves over a 200-foot bank and he's very unsteady and I thought 'oh my God, he's gone and done it.'"

KATU 2 - Portland, Oregon - Rescuers pull 89-year-old man who fell down cliff to safety

"He said it was not yet known exactly what had caused Mr Elliott's death."

Oh, I dunno... the ground?

Call for warning signs at cliff after death

Now that's throwing yourself into your work!

Scotsman.com News - Latest News - Undertaker Fell into Grave During Funeral

No deals, Mr. Bond.

Benihana Chef's Playful Food Toss Blamed for Diner's Death

"All I want for Christmas is a neck brace and 3 million dollars from the mall"

KSDK NewsChannel 5 - Where The News Comes First - Belleville Girl Falls From Alton Square Mall Escalator

Headline courtesy Roger Hibbert

We just like the word "Basketbrawl"

ClickOnDetroit.com - Sports - Fans, Players Could Face Charges For Basketbrawl#

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Heaven forbid we lose a politician...

Chicago Tribune | Skelton `doing fine' after taking spill

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More Olympic moments

We'll probably be seeing you back on PFO in the future...

Hip singles can live large

Into the water with ye

Swimming Santas protest early Christmas

Usually they don't fall so far...

TheDenverChannel.com - News - Student, Instructor Survive Plane Crash Near Lyons

Come on, come on... just admit tat it's air poo.

F-A-A tries to identify source of ice that fell through house near Seattle

...but it was either because of drinking or because of Satan... one of those two!

Sentinel & Enterprise Online - Today's Headlines - Victim says he's not sure how air compressor fell on him

It may sound excessive if you don't have a six year old...

WFTV.com - News - Police Taser 6-Year-Old Boy At Elementary School

"They were not aware there was a 35-foot drop on the other side of the wall."

ic Wales - 'Drunk' teenager fell 35 feet

Whee!

KIROTV.com - News - Police: Woman's Road Rage Targets Wrong Car

First Segway death ever!

Ron Huber sped through life

... and death

Not only that, you named her Tshegofatso???

Baby fell into traffic - dad

Stupid biker

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"Alcohol is thought to be a factor in accident. "

FOX5 Las Vegas - Man In Serious Condition After Apparent Car Surfing Incident

Ping! Right in the chipper!

KESQ NewsChannel 3 Palm Springs, CA: San Jose man died when he accidentally fell into wood chipper