That's Not How You Do It

Looked good there for a minute...

There is Fishing...

...and there is this.

Dodge! Dodge!

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They're getting closer every day...

Judo Rocks

Whoopsie.

That's Not How It Works, Honey

That's why they don't let you pump your own gas in Oregon.

Weight Loss... the Difficult Way

Damn that's close.

Revived!

Implanted, automatic defibrillator goes zap at 0:15. Very cool. Didn't know you could have a heart condition and play professional soccer.

We All Fall Down

Not quite people, but close enough.

Celeberities Falling Over -- In Bulk

At last, a top ten list we can get behind!

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Not Quite People, But...

Doggies fall down too.

He Got the Horns

Never before have so many men dressed in pink moved so quickly.

Now That's a Body Slam!

Police: 1
Lady in bar: 0

Soccer Is Bad

This one will actually make you moan out loud. In a bad way.

You Don't Mess with the Chick-a-Boom Room

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"I didn't fall, but my head jolted back. She completely caught me off guard. I didn't expect it."

America's Got Something

...and it ain't "talent"

Not Tribbles

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Oh SNAP.

Nom Nom Nom

Perp: It's what's for dinner.

4000 Words

That was his best shirt.

Watch This Guy...

...er, not fall over.

That Looks Wrong

I'm still trying to figure out just what he was trying to do...

We All Got It Coming

Some of us more than others, of course...

Survivor!

How'd he do that!?

Human Dragon!

I'm sure he falls off camera...

Wait for it...

Roll over, Beethoven.

Oldie but a goodie...

They don't call it the pole vault for nothin'...

Craptacular!

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Pandas fall down too.

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LOSER PANDA!

Get me some resistors, will ya?

Radio Shack employee punches customer

Stupid customers.

You got Vegas, you got Reno, then you got Winnemucca

Yeah, they probably had it coming.

*P.S. I have no idea whether or not this really happened in Winnemucca.

Stop me before I fall again.

In honor of our triumphant return to the web, a true classic of one man falling over, repeatedly.