8.05.2009

Just Kick It Already!



Go go go!

The Purse Snatcher



Wonder if he learned his lesson?

7.21.2009

7.15.2009

Who's Bad?

Speaks for itself. Really quite shocking, gotta say...

Michael Jackson's Head On Fire: 1984 Pepsi Accident Video Found (WATCH)

7.03.2009

6.30.2009

That's Not How You Do It

Looked good there for a minute...

6.29.2009

There is Fishing...

...and there is this.

6.19.2009

Judo Rocks



Whoopsie.

6.18.2009

That's Not How It Works, Honey



That's why they don't let you pump your own gas in Oregon.

6.15.2009

6.08.2009

Revived!

Implanted, automatic defibrillator goes zap at 0:15. Very cool. Didn't know you could have a heart condition and play professional soccer.

6.06.2009

We All Fall Down



Not quite people, but close enough.

5.29.2009

He Got the Horns



Never before have so many men dressed in pink moved so quickly.

5.28.2009

Now That's a Body Slam!



Police: 1
Lady in bar: 0

5.27.2009

Soccer Is Bad



This one will actually make you moan out loud. In a bad way.

5.22.2009

You Don't Mess with the Chick-a-Boom Room

‘Coldcocked’ By Woman in Bar-Seat Spat, Fla. Lawyer Mulls Lawsuit | ABA Journal - Law News Now

"I didn't fall, but my head jolted back. She completely caught me off guard. I didn't expect it."

5.13.2009

Nom Nom Nom



Perp: It's what's for dinner.

5.12.2009

4000 Words



That was his best shirt.