He Got the Horns

Never before have so many men dressed in pink moved so quickly.

Now That's a Body Slam!

Police: 1
Lady in bar: 0

Soccer Is Bad

This one will actually make you moan out loud. In a bad way.

You Don't Mess with the Chick-a-Boom Room

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"I didn't fall, but my head jolted back. She completely caught me off guard. I didn't expect it."

America's Got Something

...and it ain't "talent"

Not Tribbles

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Oh SNAP.

Nom Nom Nom

Perp: It's what's for dinner.

4000 Words

That was his best shirt.

Watch This Guy...

...er, not fall over.

That Looks Wrong

I'm still trying to figure out just what he was trying to do...

We All Got It Coming

Some of us more than others, of course...

Survivor!

How'd he do that!?

Human Dragon!

I'm sure he falls off camera...

Wait for it...

Roll over, Beethoven.

Oldie but a goodie...

They don't call it the pole vault for nothin'...

Craptacular!

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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